mr reigen arataka i have feelings for you
i don’t think i’ve ever had pop rocks. can you believe that
Here’s an assortment of my interests
She never will, King

Hi! Update! I CANT COPE
nothing but facts here
Some highlights:
“Like most guys out there, my friends and I sometimes jack each other off”
“I usually ejaculate explosively with my friend jason several times a week, but since this issue began hes had to use his mouth several times to get me going”
“I’ve masturbated men probably 3,000 times in my life” oh my GOD
“Her ignorance about what it means to be gay makes me wonder if maybe she has some repressed homosexual urges?” I’m not gay, you’re gay! Dont project your gayness on me!
“Its normal for straight men to do this, weird for women to.” I have never in my life met a straight man who thinks it’s more normal to “no homo” get his dick sucked by his friend jason than a girls kissing girls is, this girl should schedule her boyfriend an appointment with Dr. Pig tbh


Someone at Studio BONES is really horny for Reigen…
The ENTIRE company is horny for Reigen
Don’t goad him! He’ll morph into his big form and get you a bear, then you’ll be the one stuck on skinning duty!
I like to think cat-sized Kiri would bring things to people he likes to show off his manliness.
immensely underrated tyler1 moment is when he challenged another league of legends player to a typing race, lost, and then yelled “this isn’t fucking fair cause you use your whole hand to type and i only use two fangers.” he then proceeded to pan the camera down and show that he does, in fact, type only using his two index fingers and still gets around 100 wpm