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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
stepfordgoth
cockhaver

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eltigrechico

She never will, King

bbyfggt

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Hi! Update! I CANT COPE

norwayspruce

nothing but facts here

stepfordgoth

Some highlights:

“Like most guys out there, my friends and I sometimes jack each other off”

“I usually ejaculate explosively with my friend jason several times a week, but since this issue began hes had to use his mouth several times to get me going”

“I’ve masturbated men probably 3,000 times in my life” oh my GOD

“Her ignorance about what it means to be gay makes me wonder if maybe she has some repressed homosexual urges?” I’m not gay, you’re gay! Dont project your gayness on me!

“Its normal for straight men to do this, weird for women to.” I have never in my life met a straight man who thinks it’s more normal to “no homo” get his dick sucked by his friend jason than a girls kissing girls is, this girl should schedule her boyfriend an appointment with Dr. Pig tbh

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